In honor of the end of Ford Entertainment Magazine, we’ve decided to reprint all our past interviews!!  Catch up on all the articles you may have missed!
This week, we’re reprinting the articles from  the September 2010 Issue of Ford E. Mag. Enjoy!

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Piss Reality

What the F*ck is a Barbie??!

By Ronnie Brown


What’s up with this Barbie trend, we got so many young ladies and older women calling themselves “Barbies”. What the f*ck is a Barbie to you? Well I’m going to tell you what I remember the lil b*tch as:

(1st) She plastic than a motherfuck*r, so to all you plastic (fake) Wh*res you should really be ashamed of your-selves, its hard enough to get “Shade Whitey” (the white man) to take us serious, and now here you go using a doll and a female rapper as your role model, SMDH…
(2nd) Originally the b*tch was white, the last time I motherf*kin checked, white b*tches wanted to be black! (3rd) Barbie hair came to her a$$ naturally, the last time hair came to any of you b*tches a$$ you had a nappy a$$ 36 inch ponytail.
(4th) Barbie had the perfect a$$, tits, she was slim and finer than a motherf*cker. That alone doesn’t describe any of the women I know that call them selves Barbies.
(5th) Barbie had one boyfriend, his name was Ken, now look at your resume, hmmmm! big difference huh? You been with more people then your current age, around here copying another bitch style and identity to look good in the club when you should be a positive, strong mother to the three kids you got waiting at home on you to come back with your next “John”. With that said I say find out who you are and where you are going before you try to decide to take on the identity of someone else just to feel like you are someone to people who don’t care about you, when you have three kids at home who are looking up to you…
And what’s up with this boy Barbie sh*t? I’m on FACEBOOK today and this Homosexual dude was talking about being a fuck*ng “Boy Barbie” WTF! Don’t get me wrong I have nothing against the gays but at some point someone
has to draw the line on the new “Fag” status. I remember the days when fags dressed like women cause that’s what they wanted to be, now all the motherf*ckers are wearing the real skinny jeans (tight). Meanwhile here we are think-ing all the thug were getting turned out from doing long bids in prisons, and the sh*t really happening after 2a.m, 365, 7 days a week right under our damn noses!
Damn, the recession it aint got sh*t on Nikki Minaj, this bit*h got men calling them selves “Boy Barbies” now, somebody really need to put the breaks on this sh*t cause its really getting out of control. Then we got the motherf*cking “STUDS”, WTF! What motherf*cking woman wants a bit*h who’s dressed like a god damn man. SMDH, 1st of all you got on a pair of men designer jeans, designer tee, nice necklace, dreads, dia-mond earrings, and you sell dope…Oh, and the bit*h got a nice size plastic di*k that she wears daily. Bit*h either you smoking or your mothers was when she conceived your dumb a$$, cause 2 people should never enter the bed room with 3 body parts. I guess plastic has its advantages because it stays hard, but I’m going to need you to tell me your motive for sucking the bitch cause she sure cant fake the fact that she feeling them lips dumb bit*h. Like why are you moaning, this di*k is yours because you bought it, not cause you were born with it ok??!
“BOY BARBIES & STUDS” The New Generation in every city near you…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Article Written by Ronnie Brown

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